I want to stick my p in your. b.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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