My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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