I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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