What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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