how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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