still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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