Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
love makes seman taste better
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
