It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
