So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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