Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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