just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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