I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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