he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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