he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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