is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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