plz talk dirty to me
zippers are such a cool invention
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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