I won't be sarcastic... just naked
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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