this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
i out mim tonsoeep
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