I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY