Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm like, not good at living.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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