I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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