I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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