did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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