so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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