The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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