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maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
