she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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