He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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