Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Randomize
