For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I stole a fireplace last night.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
