in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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