i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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