It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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