bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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