Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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