I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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