You can't special order awesome
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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