fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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