Having a random hookup so left but love u
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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