he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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