"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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