you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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