She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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