this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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