all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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