Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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