your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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