He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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