David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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