What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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