I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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