Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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