Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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