how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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