I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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