Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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