Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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