Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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