But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
"it" just moved
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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