Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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