i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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