The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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